Dear Republicans are you effing kidding here-part two

I have to admit that my stomach hurts from all the laughing I've done since I woke up and found out about ...."Melaniagate".

It's like the RNC is doing this on purpose.  And it is hilarious.

Did they really think that no one would notice the similarities in the speech given by Mrs. Drump and the speech given by the First Lady?  Or are the speechwriters deliberately trying to make Melania look bad?  

Considering who she married, I thought she could not look any worse, but I was wrong.

No one on their team thought to check the content before she got up on a world stage and made herself the object of an internet sh*tstorm the likes of which will go down in history.

I am sure we are going to hear a lot about "context", do not buy into that, somebody stole Mrs. Obama's work product.  I see a law suit in the Drumpf's future.  Oh, wait, there are 60 lawsuits ahead of her's, so why bother.

And before you start yammering on about how unfair I am being, I don't see fairness in stealing someone else's thoughts and pretending you wrote them.

This is not FLOTUS behavior, Melania.  Don't let that double-dealing, back-stabbing, racist, sexist, ferret-wearing man tell you otherwise.

Even wife number one has put you on blast...

Reportedly Ivana says you are not First Lady material because you are shy, and can't speak well.
While her motives are suspect, it is food for thought.  

In my opinion The Donald did not do a good job of getting you ready for the spotlight.  He could have hired a speech coach, real speech writers and maybe an acting coach.  Cause you don't act like you are interested in all this campaign nonsense, at all.

I do not know much about you, but I hope you realize that your husband is a serial philanderer. Come to think of it, didn't he cheat on his second wife with you.  And you have been together 18 years....based on his previous history, your time with "The Donald" might be coming to a close.

So take a page from the books of wives 1 and 2 and start a business, write (?) a book, go back to school, get a hobby.  Anything to help pass the time while you wait for Donald to say ........"You're Fired.